06.29.2014

Today is Pride and I am less-than-proudly tucked away into my living room, making a pass at starting a blog because that is what Millenials with too much time on their handsĀ do. As it happens, I am inside today because I have food poisoning, which has actually never happened to me before. Moral of the story is “don’t eat three week old hot dogs you find in the back of the fridge,” I suppose.